Chastity Is Now Treated As A Sexual

Unhappiness Is Too Common To Call For Special Measures.

Curiosity, Easily Frightened, Takes Refuge In Puzzles, Murder Mysteries, And Spectator Sports.

Intellectuals Have Opinions On Subjects They Just Heard About Five Minutes Ago.

We Often Mistake The Original Part Of Ourselves For A Weakness.

I Am Forbidden Sugar, Fat, And Alcohol. So Hooray, I Guess, For Oatmeal, Lemon Juice, And Chicken Soup.