Laughter Is The Fireworks Of The Soul.

Truth Is The Edict Of God.

A Good Reliable Set Of Bowels Is Worth More To A Man Than Any Quantity Of Brains.

Titles Are Valuable; They Make Us Acquainted With Many Persons Who Otherwise Would Be Lost Among The Rubbish.

Honesty Is The Rarest Wealth Anyone Can Possess.

Threescore Years And Ten Is Enough; If A Man Can't Suffer All The Misery He Wants In That Time, He Must Be Numb.