Laughter Is The Fireworks Of The Soul.

One Of The Greatest Victories You Can Gain Over Someone Is To Beat Him At Politeness.

There Are Only Two Qualities In The World: Efficiency And Inefficiency; And Only Two Sorts Of People: The Efficient And The Inefficient.

Genius Ain't Anything More Than Elegant Common Sense.

Most Everyone Seems Willing To Be A Fool Himself, But He Can't Bear To Have Anyone Else One.

The More Humble A Man Is Before God The More He Will Be Exalted; The More Humble He Is Before Man, The More He Will Get Rode Roughshod.