Laughter Is Involuntary. If It's Funny You

Don't Solicit For Your Sister, It's Not Nice. Unless You Get A Good Percentage Of Her Price.

I Know That There Are People Who Do Not Love Their Fellow Man, And I Hate People Like That!

Angels We Have Heard On High Tell Us To Go Out And Buy.

My Last Public Performance For Money Was In 1967. For Free, It Was 1972, With The Exception Of Two Little One-shot, One-song Things. But That's Just For Friends, Out Of Friendship For The People Involved, And Also Because It Was Fun.

To Me, Being Funny Is More Important Than Making A Point, But I Don't Know. Most Politicians Are So Interested In Making Points That They Don't ... I'd Rather Be Funny Myself, And I'd Rather Listen To Somebody With A Little Sense Of Humor.