Laughter Is Involuntary. If It's Funny You

I Wasn't Really A Performer By Temperament.

It Is A Sobering Thought That When Mozart Was My Age, He Had Been Dead For Two Years.

Once You've Heard The Joke, It's Not Funny Anymore, But It's The Way It's Told. And I Think That's The Same With The Music: The Reason Some Of My Songs Have Lasted Longer Is There's A Lot Of Stuff Packed In There. You Want To Hear Them More Than Once.

Apart From That Mrs Lincoln, How Did You Enjoy The Play?

Well, You Ask A Silly Question, And You Get A Silly Answer.