It Is A Sobering Thought That When

In My Youth There Were Words You Couldn't Say In Front Of A Girl; Now You Can't Say 'girl.'

On My Income Tax 1040 It Says 'check This Box If You Are Blind.' I Wanted To Put A Check Mark About Three Inches Away.

The Audience Usually Has To Be With You, I'm Afraid. I Always Regarded Myself As Not Even Preaching To The Converted, I Was Titillating The Converted.

I Ache For The Touch Of Your Lips Dear, But Much More For The Touch Of Your Whips Dear.

Oh, The Protestants Hate The Catholics/ And The Catholics Hate The Protestants/ And The Hindus Hate The Muslims/ And Everybody Hates The Jews.