Lady Gaga's Fans Are The Worst.

I Was Dating This Guy And We Would Spend All Day Text Messaging Each Other. And He Thought That He Could Tell That He Liked Me More Because He Actually Spelt The Word 'you' And I Just Put The Letter 'u'.

Like All These Women In Hollywood, People Don't Realize That They Work Out Like Six Hours A Day With A Personal Trainer And Have A Chef. They Can Pay For All Of That Stuff, And That's Why They Look Like That.

Sometimes It's Other People's Voices You Have To Shut Out.

I Say Find One True Friend To Help You Get Through The Tough Times.

I'd Be The Best Mum Ever. I Would. I've Got Great Training From My Mum.