Knowledge Is The Parent Of Love; Wisdom,

The Virtue Of Christianity Is Obedience.

The Next Best Thing To A Very Good Joke Is A Very Bad One.

Children Always Turn Towards The Light. Oh That Grown-up People In This World Became Like Little Children!

What A Pity It Is That There Are So Many Words! Whenever One Wants To Say Anything, Three Or Four Ways Of Saying It Run Into One's Head Together; And One Can't Tell Which To Choose. It Is As Troublesome And Puzzling As Choosing A Ribbon ... Or A Husband.

The Business Of Philosophy Is To Circumnavigate Human Nature.