Know What You Own, And Know Why

When You Start To Confuse Freddie Mac, Sallie Mae And Fannie Mae With Members Of Your Family, And You Remember 2,000 Stock Symbols But Forget The Children's Birthdays, There's A Good Chance You've Become Too Wrapped Up In Your Work.

If You Go To Minnesota In January, You Should Know That It's Gonna Be Cold. You Don't Panic When The Thermometer Falls Below Zero.

I'm Always Fully Invested. It's A Great Feeling To Be Caught With Your Pants Up.

An Important Key To Investing Is To Remember That Stocks Are Not Lottery Tickets.

Thousands Of Experts Study Overbought Indicators, Oversold Indicators, Head-and-shoulder Patterns, Put-call Ratios, The Fed's Policy On Money Supply, Foreign Investment, The Movement Of The Constellations Through The Heavens, And The Moss On Oak Trees, And They Can't Predict Markets With Any Useful Consistency, Any More Than The Gizzard Squeezers Could Tell The Roman Emperors When The Huns Would Attack.