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You Know You Knit Too Much When ... You Take Knitting To A Wedding, In Case There's A Little Time Before The Bride Comes Down The Aisle. Double Points If You Are The Bride.

I Am A Person Who Works Well Under Pressure. In Fact, I Work So Well Under Pressure That At Times, I Will Procrastinate In Order To Create This Pressure.

Hat Head Is A Sad Affliction Wherein The Chosen Hat And The Selected Hairstyle Are Grossly Incompatible. The Unfortunate Combination Results In A Condition That Can Be Hidden Only With The Application Of Another Hat.

As Usual, The Sock Yarns Have No Idea What Is Going On.

It Is Important For Knitters To Know Two Things About Frogging: That Cats Are Capable Of This Knitting Action, And Even Seem To Enjoy It And Seek Opportunities To Do It; And That Foul Language Is A Normal, Healthy Accompaniment To Frogging, Whether It Is You Or The Cat That Accomplished The Task.