Kittens Can Happen To Anyone.

If There Is Any Larceny In A Man, Golf Will Bring It Out.

No One Has Ever Been Able To Discover How They [cats] Make This Subtle Sound, And What Is More, No One Ever Will. It Is A Secret That Has Endured From The Very Beginning Of The Time Of Cats And Will Never Be Revealed.

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Kittens Can Happen To Anyone.

A Cat Doesn't Linger Over Making It's Desires Felt.