Kids Are Like Buckets Of Disease That

You Can Do Eight Things. We Got It Down To Eight For You.

I Just Love Learning. I Think Learning Is How You Live. The Verb Of My Life Is Learning.

Sometimes I Try To Take A Nap Before Shows. That Clears My Head.

People Come Back From Flights And Tell You A Story Like It's A Horror Story. That's How Bad They Make It Sound. They're Like, 'it Was The Worst Day Of My Life. We Didn't Board For 20 Minutes And They Made Us Sit There On The Runway For 40 Minutes.' Oh Really? What Happened Next? Did You Fly In The Air, Incredibly, Like A Bird? Did You Partake In The Miracle Of Human Flight You Non-contributing Zero?'

Plenty Of Crazy People In New York. There Are So Many Crazy People Here, I Think It's Like One Out Of Every One Person Is Completely Out Of Their Mind.