Just Say The Lines And Don't Trip

Consider The Public. Never Fear It Nor Despise It. Coax It, Charm It, Interest It, Stimulate It, Shock It Now And Then If You Must, Make It Laugh, Make It Cry, But Above All Never, Never, Never Bore The Living Hell Out Of It.

I'm An Enormously Talented Man, And There's No Use Pretending That I'm Not.

Never Mind, Dear, We're All Made The Same, Though Some More Than Others.

Marriage Is The Aftermath Of Love.

The Air Is Like A Draught Of Wine. The Undertaker Cleans His Sign, The Hull Express Goes Off The Line, When It's Raspberry Time In Runcorn.