Just Say The Lines And Don't Trip

Hollywood Is A Place Where Some People Lie On The Beach And Look Up At The Stars, Whereas Other People Lie On The Stars And Look Down At The Beach.

I Love Criticism Just So Long As It's Unqualified Praise.

Work Is Much More Fun Than Fun.

Dear 338171 (may I Call You 338?)

Wit Ought To Be A Glorious Treat Like Caviar; Never Spread It About Like Marmalade.