Just Remember, During The Winter, Far Beneath

I Wish America Would Spend Even Half As Much Time Complaining About Plastics In Our Oceans As We Do About Actresses' Plastic Surgery.

Men's Brains Are Smaller Than Those Of Women So They Can Fit Into Their Penises.

When The Movies First Started, Audiences Were Dumbstruck To See Actresses Walking Around In Evening Gowns. They'd Never Seen Anything Like That. They Wanted To Be Like Those Actors And Actresses, So The Movies Informed Their Behavior. A Lot Of People Started Drinking Martinis And Smoking Cigarettes Because They Felt It Was Cool.

I Would Much Rather Watch Myself Than Listen To Myself. The Moving Is Second Nature, But The Listening... That's The Art.

Find Your Light; They Can't Love You If They Can't See You