I Never Know How Much Of What

If Somebody Makes Me Laugh, I’m His Slave For Life.

Most People Are Walking Around The City Like Corpses; They Aren't Alive Enough To Notice The Trash. They Come From Other Places And They See It As A Big Garbage Dump. Do You Want To Live And Work In A Garbage Dump? I Don't. That's Partly Because I Grew Up In The Most Pristine Environment Possible - Hawaii, Where It Is Sacrilege To Leave Your Garbage On The Ground.

I Married A German. Every Night I Dress Up As Poland And He Invades Me.

I Think The Essence Of Humor Has Not Changed. It's All About Surprise, Facilitating Follows. But The Context Of Humor Has Changed. Previously, The Jokes Were More Related To Current Issues, Political. Today People Make About Each Other Either Funny Or About People Like Kim Kardashian. It's Brutal. Everything Is So Much Vielschmutziger.

I've Forbidden My Daughter To Have Grandchildren, I'm Too Young.