I Live In A Van Down By

Everybody Laughs When Fatty Falls Down.

I'm Just Dandy, I Got A Bowl Of Chocolate Pudding In My Underpants!

First Off, I Am 35 Years Old, I Am Divorced, And I Live In A Van Down By The River.

I Have A Tendency Toward The Pleasures Of The Flesh. It's A Battle For Me, As Far As Weight And Things Like That. But I'm Curbing Them Because I Want To Continue To Do Comedy, And The Two Don't Mix. So I Try To Fight Those Demons.

Basically, I Only Play One Character; I Just Play Him At Different Volumes.