Everybody Laughs When Fatty Falls Down.

In The Land Of The Skunk The Man With Half A Nose Is King!

The Point Is, How Do You Know The Guarantee Fairy Isn't A Crazy Glue Sniffer.

I Have What Doctors Call A Little Bit Of A Weight Problem.

I Want To Live Fast And Die Young.

First Off, I Am 35 Years Old, I Am Divorced, And I Live In A Van Down By The River.