Everybody Laughs When Fatty Falls Down.

Once I Thought That If I Just Had Enough In The Bank, If I Had Enough Fame, That It Would Be All Right. But I'm A Human Being Like Everyone Else. I'm Not Exempt.

You Gotta Fight For Your Right To Vote!

Basically, I Only Play One Character; I Just Play Him At Different Volumes.

I Have What Doctors Call A Little Bit Of A Weight Problem.

First Off, I Am 35 Years Old, I Am Divorced, And I Live In A Van Down By The River.