Just Because You Don't Know How To

When I Was In High School I Fell For Pretty Much Any Girl I Ever Met. But I Was So Desperate That I Couldn't Get Any Of Them Because They Sensed My Desperation! After Many, Many Years, I Learned To Relax And Just Be Myself.

I'm Fairly Certain That Yolo Is Just Carpe Diem For Stupid People.

I Make A Mean Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich.

Let's Face It, The Great Comedians Now That Are Handicapped In The Looks Department Are Tremendous Writers.

Just Because You Don't Know How To Do Stand-up Doesn't Mean You Don't Know How To Put On A Show.