Just Because I'm Sassy And Have A

I Don't Wear A Lot Of High Heels.

I Went Through Awkward, Chubby, Total Weirdo Phases.

I Want People To Think That I'm A Magical, Weird-looking Freak Of Nature, But They Really See Me As A Sexy Amazon Jungle Cat. That Makes Sense - I'm A Little Bit Of Both, But I Definitely Lean Toward The Narwhal Side Of The Equation.

It Is So Fascinating That Someone Can Commit Their Whole Entire Lifestyle To Being Such A Fantastic Woman When I'm Such A Bum About It.

I Think A Lot Of People Can Get Wrapped Up In Comparing Themselves. And That's When The Tragic Downfall Comes, Because There Will Always Be Someone More Beautiful.