I Played Saxophone And Trumpet. Pretty Nerdy.

I Understand I'm Supposed To Be Feminine And Dainty, But I'm Not. There Are Two Sides To The Coin. People Are More Impressed With Things That I Do Because They Almost Treat You As If You're Handicapped If You're A Woman... People Can Be Impressed That I Can Play A Few Chords On The Guitar.

My Favorite Wild Animal Is A Narwhal - The Unicorn Of The Sea. It’s A Whale With A Tooth That Sticks Out Of Its Head That’s Almost Two-thirds The Length Of Its Entire Body.

I Do Love Country Music.

It Can Bum You Out When Your Intentions Aren't, Like, Translated Properly.

I'm Over Dudes Trying To Look Like They're In Boy Bands.