Juno Macguff: I Don't Know What Kind

I Had Written The Script For Juno And Apparently Steven Spielberg Had Read It. I Can't Just Call Him Steven, That's Weird... Mr. Spielberg Had Read It And He Liked It. He Asked Me If I Would Write This Television Show For Him And I Said, 'yeah!'

I Would Never Consent To A Lame Publicity Stunt At A Time When I Already Want To Hide.

For Me, Stripping Was An Unusual Kind Of Escape. I Had Nothing To Escape But Privilege, But I Claimed Asylum Anyway. At Twenty-four, It Was My Last Chance To Reject Something And Become Nothing. I Wanted To Terrify Myself. Mission Accomplished.

I Keep Joking That I'm In Jason Reitman Film School, Because I Keep Asking Him Questions Every Single Day About Directing And I Have A List Of Things That He's Told Me To Do And Not Do And I Definitely Couldn't Learn From A Better Person.

The Things That I Write Are Autobiographical In A Surreal Sense, Like When You Have A Dream And You Go To The Doctor's Office, But Then You Turn Around And It's Actually Your Childhood Home And The Doctor Has Turned Into Ryan Reynolds.