John Kerry Had Surgery On His Right

Welcome To The Program. My Name Is Dave Letterman, And Tonight I'm Giving My Two-week Notice.

One Of The Remarkable Things About Being 19 Is That You Can Break Open A Case Of Warm Beer At Midnight And Still Be Wide-eyed And Alert For Your Eight-a.m. Class. And That Gave Me The False Impression That My Life Would Always Be Like That.

Meryl Streep Is On The Program Tonight. I Like To Throw Her A Little Work Whenever I Can.

Once You're President, You Can't Go Anywhere Without Causing Trouble. President Obama Shows Up In China, He's Chewing Gum, They Go Crazy. A Big Stink Because The President's Chewing Gum. And You Think, The Chinese Are So Easygoing About Human Rights. What's The Problem?

The 2016 Presidential Campaign Is Heating Up. Can You Feel The Indifference, The Apathy?