Hey, Guess Who's Gay? The Green Lantern

Congratulations Are In Order For Woody Allen - He And Soon Yi Have A Brand New Baby Daughter. It's All Part Of Woody's Plan To Grow His Own Wives.

Mary Keitany From Kenya Won The Women's Race At The New York City Marathon. You Can Tell She Was Fast Because Guys On The Street Didn't Even Have Time To Finish Their Catcalls.

Mitt Romney, Two-time Republican Presidential Candidate, Is Going To Fight Evander Holyfield For Charity. I Hope They Save Some Of That Money For Funeral Expenses.

The Senator Got So Tired On The Campaign Trail That He Started Kissing Hands And Shaking Babies.

I Can Hardly Wait Until Donald Trump Announces His Celebrity Cabinet.