Jews Are The Most Liberal, Scrappy, Civil-rightsy

A Bull In Just About Any Shop Is Gonna Be A Mess.

I Remember My First Standup Act When I Was Seventeen; I Did A Really Lame Song About Being Flat Chested. I Was Doing It In New York, And I Remember Kevin Brennan, The Guy I Lost My Virginity To, Was Like "that Song Doesn't Make Sense, You Have Tits."

The Truth Is, I've Denied It For Years, But I Love Deconstructing Comedy.

The Good News Is Hopeful Doesn't Mean Dumb. The Bad News Is Cynical Doesn't Mean Smart.

I Just Don't Let That Mentality Be A Part Of My World.