By The Time I Would Have Graduated,

I Think When You're 25 You're Still Finding Yourself, And You Should Have The Freedom Of That.

As A Kid, I Was Terrified. I Was A Bed Wetter And I Had To Go To Sleepaway Camp Every Summer, Which Was Humiliating And Terrifying. I Had Lots Of Insecurities And Scaredness. I Covered It With Being Funny And Tough, But It's Hard To Be Tough When You're Making Your Cot In Your Bunk Over Soaking Wet Sheets And Acting Like Nobody Can Smell Anything.

I'll Tell You Why We Make Fun Of Midgets: We're Not Afraid Of Them.

I Looked Up And Saw The Shape Of A Heart Made By The Silhouette Of Ben Affleck And Matt Damon Kissing.

I Was A Bedwetter Until I Was About 15, And It Was Humiliating.