Jesus Is Still Up In Heaven, Thumbing

Stand-up Comedy Is An Art Form And It Dies Unless You Expand It.

What Am I Responsible For? Who Am I Responsible To? Everybody? How Come When Archie Bunker Nailed Everybody, It Was Funny - But When I Do It, It's Not?

So Many Of These Comics Are Just Frustrated Singers Or Actors - They Want To Get A Gig Doing A Sitcom. It's Paint-by-the-numbers Comedy, Lame Joke-telling. They're Drawn To It As A Career Move.

If I've Learned One Thing, It's 'don't Tell The Truth.' Lies Keep You Together.

You Know What The Problem Is With World Hunger? We've Been Sending Them Food.