Jesus Forgives Sinners, Not Criminals.

I Don't Get Why The Government Is The Only One That Gets To Print Money.

Status Is Always Ripe For Satire, Status Is Always Good For Comedy.

I Don't Trust Books. They're All Fact, No Heart. And That's Exactly What's Pulling Our Country Apart Today. Because Face It, Folks, We Are A Divided Nation. Not Between Democrats Or Republicans, Or Conservatives And Liberals, Or Tops And Bottoms. No, We Are Divided By Those Who Think With Their Head, And Those Who Know With Their Heart.

If Our Founding Fathers Wanted Us To Care About The Rest Of The World, They Wouldn't Have Declared Their Independence From It.

Warmth Is To Sun, As Truth Is To Me.