Jesus Forgives Sinners, Not Criminals.

Am I Proud Of Being Straight? No. You Know Why? Because If I Start Acting Proud, That's Going To Make Me Seem Kind Of Gay.

I Hope People'll Find Out Pretty Quickly That The Guy They Saw For 10 Years Was My Sense Of Humor The Whole Time.

Now You'll Have To Wait For Hours In Line For Medical Care Instead Of Immediately Not Getting Any.

An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away, If You Throw It Hard Enough.

I Actually Do Not Think That's How What's Happening To Our Government Is Going To Be Stopped. I Think People Who Are Willing To Be Civically Engaged And Believe In The Promises And The Progress Of The Last Fifty Years That Will Save This Country.