I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

Sex Doesn't Have To Be Taught. It's Something Most Of Us Are Born With.

Many Of You Have Asked Why It's Taken Me So Long To Select A Running Mate. I Have No Intention Of Reaching Into The Political Grab Bag And Grabbing Any Man To Be My Running Mate. I'm Going To Reach In And Grab A Woman!

A Gun Is A Necessity. Who Knows If You're Walking Down A Street And You Spot A Moose?

Now That My Wine Has Been Served In The White House, Why Not Me? Who Could Talk To Farmers Better Than I? Somebody Even Asked Me The Other Day If I Had Anything In My Platform About Taxes. 'hell Yes,' I Said. 'great State. But I Wouldn't Want To Live There.'

Deep Down, I Happen To Be Very Shallow.