I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

It's Tough Campaigning, Kissing Hands And Shaking Babies.

I'm Often Asked Why I Travel Around The Country Talking Politics. Is It For Humanitarian Reasons, Community Spirit, Or Is It For The Money, The Limousines Or The Girls? The Answers Are: No, No, Yes Yes Yes!

In Opposition To Sex Education: Let The Kids Today Learn It Where We Did - In The Gutter.

I've Been On The Campaign Trail So Long, Some Of My Wine Has Turned To Vinegar.

Worrying About The Future Is A Thing Of The Past. I Don't Think About It.