I've Upped My Standards. Now, Up Yours.

I Must Choose My Words Carefully In Order To Avoid Any Negative Interpretation. Among Politicians, This Is A Tactic Known As Lying.

People Come Up To Me In Bars And On Street Corners And They Say To Me, 'hey, Paulsen, Have You Got Any Change?'

We've Got To Step Up Our Conservation Efforts Before It's Too Late. We're Not Protecting Our Lands And Natural Resources. Take The Grand Canyon For Example; I'm Sure That At One Time It Was A Beautiful Piece Of Land, And Just Look At The Way We've Let It Go.

Wine Is Something To Enjoy. We Get Sick And Tired Of People Who Pick It Apart And Talk About Its 'saucy Nuances.'

If You're Old Enough To Be Arrested, You're Old Enough To Carry A Gun.