I've Seen Lifelong Friends Drift Apart Over

You Know, Many A Man Realizes Late In Life That If When He Was A Boy He Had Known What He Knows Now, Instead Of Being What He Is He Might Be What He Won't; But How Few Boys Stop To Think That If They Knew What They Don't Know Instead Of Being What They Will Be, They Wouldn't Be?

The Sorrows And Disasters Of Europe Always Brought Fortune To America.

The Parent Who Could See His Boy As He Really Is, Would Shake His Head And Say: 'willie Is No Good; I'll Sell Him.

It Takes A Good Deal Of Physical Courage To Ride A Horse. This, However, I Have. I Get It At About Forty Cents A Flask, And Take It As Required.

Humor May Be Defined As The Kindly Contemplation Of The Incongruities Of Life, And The Artistic Expression Thereof.