I've Outlived All My Diet Doctors.

As A Mentalist, Perhaps Only Orson Wells Was In Jason's League. After A Career In Television, Randal Has My Endorsement. He's Simply The Best I've Ever Seen!

Everything That Happened To Me Happened By Mistake. I Don't Believe In Fate. It's Luck, Timing And Accident.

I Tell Everybody That I'm A Quatre-sexual: I Will Do Anything With Anybody For A Quarter.

That I Would Rather Be In Another Business Where A Bad Cold Wouldn't Put Me Out Of Work.

If You Make The Customer A Promise... Make Sure You Deliver It.