Unless It's An Emergency, Don't Bother Me

I Tell Everybody That I'm A Quatre-sexual: I Will Do Anything With Anybody For A Quarter.

Roger King Is, Without A Doubt, The Greatest Salesman In The History Of Anything. And I Don't Ever Limit Him Just To Television. He Could Sell You Anything.

That I Would Rather Be In Another Business Where A Bad Cold Wouldn't Put Me Out Of Work.

Las Vegas Without Wayne Newton Is Like Disneyland Without Mickey Mouse.

I Will Not Be Back After These Messages