I've Never Met An Animal I Didn't

If You Play The Numbers Game And Become Obsessed With It, As So Many In Hollywood Are, Sooner Or Later You Have To Face The Depressing Fact That If You Are Number One The Only Place You Can Go Is Down.

Any Girl Can Look Glamorous... Just Stand There And Look Stupid.

Gratitude Is Riches. Complaint Is Poverty.

If It's True That Men Are Such Beasts, This Must Account For The Fact That Most Women Are Animal Lovers.

I Always Feel A Rise In My Scalp Or In The Backs Of My Wrists When Something Is Special, Whether It Be A Song Or A Man.