Gratitude Is Riches. Complaint Is Poverty.

Wrinkles Are Hereditary. Parents Get Them From Their Children.

It Is Heartbreaking To See So Many Animals In Distress Through The Gulf Coast Region. Many Of Them Are Frightened, Confused, Hungry, Dehydrated And Lost.

If So Many People Love Me, How Come I'm Alone?

I Don't Even Like Parties.

When I See Liz Taylor With Those Harry Winston Boulders Hanging From Her Neck I Get Nauseated. Not Figuratively, But Nauseated! All I Can Think Of Are How Many Dog Shelters Those Diamonds Could Buy.