I've Never Looked Forward To A Birthday

I Should Have Shut Up When I Went Up There And Talked To Carlton Fisk.

There Is An Old Saying That Money Can't Buy Happiness. If It Could, I Would Buy Myself Four Hits Every Game.

The Only Book I Ever Read Cover To Cover Was The Pete Rose Story. I Read Half Of The Lou Gehrig Story And Then Made A Book Report On It For Four Straight Years.

Don Gullett's The Only Guy Who Can Throw A Baseball Through A Car Wash And Not Get The Ball Wet.

I Never Gave Up As A Player, And I Won't Give Up As Someone Who Wants To Go To The Hall Of Fame, Because It's The Ultimate Goal For A Baseball Player Or A Football Player Or A Basketball Player.