I Don't Smoke. Smoking Will Hurt You

See The Ball; Hit The Ball.

I'd Be Willing To Bet You, If I Were A Betting Man, That I Have Never Bet On Baseball.

Unfortunately, Gambling And Winning Don't Often Go Hand-in-hand.

Am I Still In Uniform? Then I Ain't Retired.

I've Got A 15-year Old Son And A 10-year Old Daughter, And If They Were Going To Do One Of The Following Things: Be An Alcoholic; Be A Drug Offender; Beat Their Wife Or Husband; Or Gamble. I Hope They Would Gamble.