I've Had Irish Skin From The Time

I've Dated Men My Age, Younger Than Me And Older. The Only Difference Is The Young Ones Are Quicker At Taking Out The Garbage.

To Put Me Through School My Morn Had To Work, So I Was A Latchkey Kid.

That's What The Holidays Are For - For One Person To Tell The Stories And Another To Dispute Them. Isn't That The Irish Way?

I'm Afraid Of The Dark, So I Have A Lot Of Night-lights.

I Spent Every Day Just Praying That I Didn't Look Like A Big Dork On Camera.