I've Had Great Success Being A Total

I Never Tell An Audience What They Can Expect. I Never Have And I Never Will. I'm An Entertainer For 75 Years.

(the Nutty Professor) Was A Labor Of Love. It Was A Total Film. It Was The Most Productive, Creative Work Of My Life.

You May Catch More Flies With Honey Than Vinegar, But You'll Get Them To Work Harder If You Use A Flyswatter.

From 1936 On, I Have Taken More Falls Than Any Other 20 Comedians Put Together. From The Time I Was 21, I've Taken Them On Everything From Clay Courts To Cement To Wood Floors, Coming Off Pianos, Going Out A Two-story Window, Landing On Dean, Falling Into The Rough. You Do That And You're Gonna Have Problems.

Gambling Is Part Of The Human Condition. I Love It. I Have The Best Time Gambling. I've Been Winning Fortunes, And I've Been Losing Them.