I've Had An Unhappy Life, Thank God.

The Early Commentators Who Put Down The Pre-presidential Roosevelt As An Empty-headed Young Lightweight, All Ambition And No Talent, Now Seem Comically Wrong To A Modern Book-reading, Movie-going, Television-watching, Legend-loving American Public Conditioned To Think Of Him As One Of The Presidential Giants On The Order Of Washington And Lincoln.

Serious Journalism Need Not Be Solemn.

The Worst Thing About Being A Tourist Is Having Other Tourists Recognize You As A Tourist.

Research Is A Scientific Activity Dedicated To Discovering What Makes Grass Green.

The Biographer's Problem Is That He Never Knows Enough. The Autobiographer's Problem Is That He Knows Too Much.