I've Got Nothing Against Gay Marriage, It's

Have Nothing To Do With Coaches. In Fact, If You Should See One Coming, Go And Hide Behind The Pavilion Until He Goes Away.

If The Americans Go In And Overthrow Saddam Hussein And It's Clean, He Has Nothing, I Will Apologize To The Nation, And I Will Not Trust The Bush Administration Again.

If You're Gay, You're Gay. It's My Dennis Miller Theory Of Homosexuality Shot Through The Movie "boy And The Dolphin." If You're A 12-year-old Boy And You're Watching The Movie "boy And A Dolphin" And A 27-year-old Sofia Loren Crawls Up Out Of The Aegean Sea After Sponge Diving, She's Standing There In The Deck Of The Boat In A See-through Gauze Top, Rivulets Of Water Dripping Off Her Torso Onto The Deck Of The Boat. If You're A 12-year-old Boy And You're Watching That And You Still Want To Make It With The Captain Of The Boat, You're Gay. You Can't Fight That. So It Is What It Is.

He [barak Obama]'s A Guy From Chicago. He Doesn't Know What The Hell To Do. He's Got A Big Pipe With A Hole In It.

It's Very Difficult To Pin Down The President Of The United States Without Subpoena Powers.