I've Got Libraries In My Blood.

This Letter Is Written On The Skin Of One Of The Water Sprites Who Drowned Your Parents.' 'ick!' I Cried, And Dropped The Letter On The Kitchen Table.

Softie Was Not A Word You Could Use In The Same Sentence As Eric.

Don’t Go Looking For Trouble; It’s Already Looking For You.

Eric,” She Said, “maybe Someday One Of The Waitresses Will Get Pregnant, And We Can Go To A Baby Shower!” “that Would Be Something To See,” Said Eric

This Must Be The Legendary Yankee Rudeness