I've Got Friends Who Didn't Vote. I

I Don't Rock For Cancer. I Rock For Cash, And The Topless Dancers.

Chris Rock Is A Good Friend Of Mine, And He Is Hysterical.

Whatever Your Craft Is, Be A Master Of It. Being Half Assed At Something, People Will Eventually See Through.

The Program Director At A Radio Station, By The Way, Is Not The Superstar. If He Was A Superstar, He'd Be Out Creating Songs, But He's Not. But He Wants To Act Like He Has Control And Power.

Make No Mistake: Bob Ritchie's Up Early In The Morning Taking Pictures Of His Son On The First Day Of His Senior Year. Kid Rock Is Passed Out In A Hotel Room Somewhere With Four Scantily-clad Women.