I Bought A Book Of Mark Twain

I Have Been To Anger Management Twice. After The First Session The Lady Was Like, 'baby, You Don't Seem That Angry At All. You Seem Like A Really Nice Guy.'

I'm Not Worried About Headlines Affecting My Family, Especially My Son. He Knows Who I Am. Whatever These Things He Is Reading, He Has A Different Perspective Than The Rest Of The World Just As A Lot Of My Friends Do.

I'm In Awe Of People Like Jerry Lee Lewis And Little Richard; They're Great Musicians And People. But I'm Most Starstruck By People In The Small Town Where I Live. Especially Single Dads, Like Me, Who Are Working Five Times As Hard To Raise Their Kids.

Well, I Was Into Music Since I Was A Kid, Ya Know, Back In Detroit. I Say Detroit, But It Was Really A Little Suburb Outside The City Called Romeo.

I Bought A Book Of Mark Twain Quotes. That's About My Speed. I'll Read A Couple Quotes And Put It Down.