I Bought A Book Of Mark Twain

There's No Way Anyone In The World Is Having More Fun Than I Am. I Truly Believe That.

The Best Formula For Revenge Is Success.

Getting Married Is The Most Fun You Can Have In Life. Being Married Sucks

I Always Say Getting Married Was A Ball. I Had A Blast Getting Married. Loved It So Much I Got Married Six Or Seven Times Or Whatever It Was.

These Poor Kids In Baghdad Have No Running Water, No Showers. They Wipe With Baby Wipes. My Heart Goes Out To Them.