I've Done 10 Or 11 Pilots For

If I Put Forth A Legitimate Effort, Then I Feel Like, If That Doesn't Work Out, That's All I Can Do.

If I Can Make A Teacher's Salary Doing Comedy, I Think That's Better Than Being A Teacher.

Everyone Who Wants To Make It In Comedy Goes To L.a., So A Million Comedians Fight For Time On Three Stages. If You Get In There In New York, You're Working Eight Times A Night Sometimes. Who's Going To Be Funny, The Guy Who Works Once A Week, Or The Guy Working Eight Times A Night?

I Just Always Loved Stand-up. It's Like Magic. You Say Something, And A Whole Room Full Of People Laughs Together. Say Something Else, They Laugh Again. The Fact That People Come To See That And Participate In That... I Don't Know, It's Just Like Magic.

I Want To Tell My Jokes. I Want To Have Time With My Children. I Want To Entertain People. And At One Point, I'll Walk Away From Show Business. But I Don't Want To Walk Away Empty-handed.