When I'm On Stage, I Get Real

My Wife Asked Me Once If I Weren't A Comedian, What I Would Do. I Couldn't Answer The Question. I Never Imagined Doing Anything Else.

I'm Famous Today. People Like Me Today. Might Not Like Me Tomorrow. You Can't Count On It.

Everyone Who Wants To Make It In Comedy Goes To L.a., So A Million Comedians Fight For Time On Three Stages. If You Get In There In New York, You're Working Eight Times A Night Sometimes. Who's Going To Be Funny, The Guy Who Works Once A Week, Or The Guy Working Eight Times A Night?

I Would Go To Work On The Show And I Felt Awful Every Day, That's Not The Way It Was. ... I Felt Like Some Kind Of Prostitute Or Something. If I Feel So Bad, Why Keep On Showing Up To This Place? I'm Going To Africa. The Hardest Thing To Do Is To Be True To Yourself, Especially When Everybody Is Watching.

I Think Every Group Of Black Guys Should Have At Least One White Guy In It.