I've Been Going To The Same Grocery

I'll Quit Coffee. It Won't Be Easy Drinking My Bailey's Straight, But I'll Get Used To It. It'll Still Be The Best Part Of Waking Up.

I Like To Take Chances, And That's The Key To Comedy -- Dancing Like An Idiot But Doing It With Wild Abandon.

That's What I Like To Do: Bring Out The Best In People.

That's The Key To Comedy: Allowing Yourself To Look Stupid

I've Been Going To The Same Grocery Store For 13 Years, And All Of A Sudden One Day Everybody Was Like, 'oh, My God.