I've Been Coming Back Like A Rubber

God Bless The Universe, God Bless Japanese, Chinese, Indians, All Of Them And Let's Have Peace.

It's Confusing. I've Had So Many Wives And So Many Children I Don't Know Which House To Go To First On Christmas.

When I Was 19 Years Old, I Was The Number One Star Of The World For Two Years. When I Was 40, Nobody Wanted Me.

Always Get Married In The Morning. That Way If It Doesn't Work Out, You Haven't Wasted The Whole Day.

The Film The Last Temptation Of Christ, No Matter What Its Defenders Say, Was A Slap In The Face To Christians Everywhere.