I've Been Coming Back Like A Rubber

A Lot Of People Have Asked Me How Short I Am. Since My Last Divorce, I Think I'm About $100,000 Short.

When I Was 19 Years Old, I Was The Number One Star Of The World For Two Years. When I Was 40, Nobody Wanted Me.

God Bless The Universe, God Bless Japanese, Chinese, Indians, All Of Them And Let's Have Peace.

Dont Retire - Inspire...theres A Lot To Be Done

Someone Once Asked Me What I Want On My Epitaph When I Pass Away. Just The Words 'i Tried.' That's What This Game Of Life Is All About. Trying. There's The Tryers, The Criers, And The Liars.