I've Been All Sorts Of Different Shapes

I've Always Made My Own Clothes Since I Was A Little Girl. I Was A Terrible Sewer, But I Was Always Cutting And Customising.

Lyrically I'm Very Ironic And Silly, But I Hope I'll Touch Your Heart

I Won't Mention The Word Tired. This Is The 20th Century And I Can Go Around A Little Faster.

I Have The Most Ridiculous Tv Crush On Michael Mcintyre. I Fell In Love Watching Him On 'britain's Got Talent'.

Competition Is For Dogs And Horses.