We Hope For The Future, Then We

Being A Celebrity, You Can Remain A Child For Ever, Almost. You Get Away With More; You Can Get Too Pampered And It's Not Healthy.

A Pat On The Back Is Six Inches Away From A Kick Up The Ass.

I Like Doing Accents. One Of My Friends Works In Hotel Reservations And I'll Ring Her Up And Complain About The Suite. Sometimes I Get Her.

I Have Been Wearing Black, Which Was A Reaction To The Ginger Thing. But Now I Have Hopes And I Can Be Anything. Tomorrow I Might Be Naked With A Feather Boa, Who Knows?

I'm Much More Accepting Of Myself. A Lot Of My Body Issues Have Naturally Settled Down.