I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck

Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A Toad's Back.

She Gave Me The Jabs And Said I Was Covered For Every Worst-case Scenario, Including Being Bitten By A Dirty Chimp. I Told Her This Is Why We Have Over-population Problems. Why Are Idiots Who Annoy Dirty Chimps Being Protected?

Blind People Can Stay Up Longer Than Someone With Eyes.

Classes Teaching You How To Breathe. I'm 32, I Think I've Got The Hang Of It.

Sometimes You Can Know Too Much. A Lot Of Brainy People Like Stephen Fry Are Quite Depressive.