I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck

Me Mum Used To Always Have The Radio On - Even Now She Has It On In Every Room. Me Girlfriend Sort Of Blames That Reason For Me Not Doing That Well At School - Constant Noise, Really.

Classes Teaching You How To Breathe. I'm 32, I Think I've Got The Hang Of It.

I'm Not A Proper Traveler. I Don't Like To Be Challenged Or Have Too Much Of A Change And Prefer A Week Away Just To Relax.

I'd Rather Live In A Cave With A View Of A Palace Than Live In A Palace With A View Of A Cave.

Blind People Can Stay Up Longer Than Someone With Eyes.