I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck

A Block Of Blood Should Not Have The Word "cake" After It...they Might As Well Say "shite Gateau

If You Haven't Got Eyes, You Shouldn't Have Wings

I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck Up The Arse

Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A Toad's Back.

They Do It In Thai Restaurants In London. You Ask For A Drink, And It Comes In A Glass With Loads Of Seaweed And Pebbles In It Like A Scene From Finding Nemo.