I've Always Wanted To Have A Greek

I Have To Stop Crying When I Watch "the View". It's Not Because Of The Topics At Hand, I Just Feel Sorry For That Couch.

I Know My Face Is Turning Red. I Don't Want You To Interpret It As Being Embarrassed. It's Rage. The Color Of My Face Is Rage.

When A Role Seems Fun It's Easy To Play. It Kind Of Comes Organically.

I Just Could Just Shave My Beard, And Nobody Would Recognize Me. Although I Look Like Jodie Foster.

American Society Loves To Prop People Up And Then Take Them Down.