I've Always Liked Fast Cars And Slow

I'd Rather Take A Beating Sometimes Than Get In That Gym Every Morning. Anyone Who Gets Up That Early And Says He Likes It Is A Goddamned Liar. The Only Good Thing About It Is That When I'm Finished, I Look At Myself In The Mirror And Say, "jack, You've Done It Again!

You Only Live Once, Why Be Miserable? Fat People Are Miserable -- You Are Carrying 50 Lbs On Your Shoulders All Day, You Get A Disease Called "pooped-out Itis". Don't Tell Me That They Are Happy With The Way They Look And Feel. I Have To Be Honest, That Is All I Have.

The Only Way You Get That Fat Off Is To Eat Less And Exercise More.

My Wife Is My Protector. Without Her, I'm Nothing. She Wants To Please Me, And I Want To Please Her. We've Been Together Over 53 Years.

Look At The Average American Diet: Ice Cream, Butter, Cheese, Whole Milk, All This Fat. People Don't Realize How Much Of This Stuff You Get By The End Of The Day. High Blood Pressure Is From All This High-fat Eating.