I've Always Had A Love Of Country

But Honestly, It's Pretty Weird; There Are Girls Who'd Do Absolutely Everything Just To Get A Backstage Pass. I Don't Know What It Is, But Really, When You're On National Tv In America The Girls Love You. They All Want You! And I'm Not Complaining!

I Have A Couple Of Guys To Do My Laundry. Just Because I'm Lazy And Rich.

If I Was President Of The Good Old U.s.a., I'd Turn The Churches Into Strip Clubs And Watch The Whole World Pray.

I Know Every Skynyrd And About All Johnny Cash Songs.

I Don't Rock For Cancer. I Rock For Cash, And The Topless Dancers.